Mother of the year

I always strive to become mother of the year and I would never let my daughter dress herself, climb on the table and eat rice krispy bars and call it breakfast because if I want to be nominated for mother of the year, my daughter would always eat a nutrious breakfast while wearing her best! And if I wanted to be nomiated for mother of the year, I would never let my son lick the sugar off his doughnut because if I was mother of the year, he wouldn't be eating sugar doughnuts! And never would the mother of the year take a picture of him licking the sugar off the doughnut while she was driving!