Conversations

Last night I decided that weeks get long without adult conversation! Here is some of the conversations I had last night with my children....
Mommy to Julia....get your pickle out of his ear....we eat pickles not put them in ears!
Mommy to Memphis....get your head out of the toliet...we put pee and poop in the toliet not heads!
Memphis to Mommy...No head toliet...my drown...
Mommy to memphis...yes memphis don't put your head in the toliet because you might drown and get nasty germs!
Memphis to Mommy....ok mommy,my not want to drown...